@pileofmonkeys: HA!

@lalie (apologetic mess): werd

@Cash907Censored: Oh, come on. He couldn't remember the name of goddamned movie. There's nothing shocking about this. And I'm old enough to remember Dan Qualye. He isn't even remotely like Dan Quayle. Your partisanship is showing.

You are not alone. If she wasn't going to have sex with the guy, she shouldn't have written the article. It was all so mean spirited.

I wanted to love this show, I really did. But color me disappointed. It started going downhill for me fast with the Ashley Dupre weirdness — watching Cutrone go from lovey dovey "aren't I so brave for putting her in the front row" and "aren't we all prostitutes?" (uh no) To her about face when Dupre wanted to…

@noteven: I actually found her charming on Idol, unlike almost all of the other guest judges they've used.

John Mayer: stating the obvious and missing the point completely.

@kittiquin: She was not lip-synching. She does these sorts of acrobatics in her tour show, too.

She was mind-blowingly awesome.

Taylor Swift's dress looked like something Diana from the original V would have worn. Imogen Heap wears the same thing at every Grammys — she needs to mix it up. But not like JLo, who wore two dresses in one.

@AndThenTheresMaude: I support your refusal to use the idiotic $, and I appreciate the giggle the rest of your comment gave me.

I can't look at Katy Perry without hating her after her bitchy Idol turn, so I'm happy to see how awful her frock looks here. It's Cher-wear for a matron. Does not work at all.

@DaneCA: And she shares! The show had 100 people who share her birthday (which my friend does) and they reached out and asked if she'd like one of the 3 pups. I can't wait to meet him. Squeee!

Ooh! My friend got one of the springer puppies live on Oprah today!! I can't wait to meet hers.

Cambell's responses are downright creepy. Whoever their tweetmeister is should be fired.

@clockwise - counter: YEAH! I'm sick of them being shut of Westminster every year. Not that I really believe any of the nonsense of those shows, but Dachshunds rule.

Jesus god, they're cute. Makes me want to run home and roll on the floor with my doggehs.

I would have said that James Earl Jones's most famous line is "You have chosen poorly."

@MartiniO: You must not be a poker player, or a "pokah playa!"

Is it too mean that I thought "Oh look, Heidi's before and after faces."?