Why does Judith Warner have a job? I hate literally everything I have ever read by her.

@Eric Northman is mine: For me, the absolute highlight was Ricky Gervais's Mel Gibson intro. Shouts and peels of laughter erupted in my living room.

@karmasutra är svensk: Marc Jacobs (and 99% of the sentient world) knows what a swastika looks like.

@amowls: If I did, I wouldn't trumpet it to a magazine, There's a difference between passively not making a donation and actively asserting that you don't give a crap about something because you're making an album. It demonstrates stupidity and narcissism, and is worthy of our disapprobation.

@Blueberry26: wait, what? Slade dated Mary Carey?

@Questioning Everything (stopped WashingMyHair): and it looks like next week her "my kid is fine and not acting out" defense will be proven false when she's out all night.

@Understater: I used to hate her, now I sort of feel sorry for her.

@amowls: No, we'd be happy if she behaved like a human being instead of a brainless twit.

The Daily Mail actually published an interesting and well-reasoned article of value. Pigs are flying, and I have fallen out of my office chair in shock.

@Falcon: Good. Two days too late, but good.

@Hazel: I am perfectly capable of thinking about more than one thing, too. Conan and Leno (and Letterman) apparently are not, which is part of my point and part of why the single minded focus of these guys — while thousands and thousands of people are dead and homeless — on their extremely high class problems bugs…

Am I alone in being heartily sick of the Conan-Leno thing? Hundreds of thousands of dead and dying in Haiti, and I'm supposed to be gripped by the whining machinations of a couple of rich white guys who put on mediocre shows at best? I'd have a lot more respect for them if they acknowledged the fact that in the…

It just struck me — she kind of looks like Joan Rivers now.

@NellGwyn: You have nothing to be ashamed of. It's the Heidi's of the world who give plastic surgery a bad name. There is nothing wring with getting a procedure done to enhance your self-esteem. There is a lot wrong with trying to become a barbie-doll for fame.

You know what? It's easy for me to not feel sorry for this plastic empty shell of a person. She was never a particularly good person, and these comments smack of PR justification for her ravenous famewhoring, of which the plastic surgeries are but one manifestation. She knows enough to make this about self-esteem,…

@ammre: I see this and think "Ouch!" My body could never do that in 100 million years.

@OverratedUnderwhelmed: She's no longer an actual person. She's now made entirely of plastic, inside and out.

@dodo-bajoe: They are all sorts of cute, no doubt! That's why I couldn't have just one.

@Dancingfrog: They allow me to go on the interwebs only so long as they are lying on top of me while I do it. My right elbow is resting on my boy, Felix Frankfurter, as I type!

This is why I have three, count 'em, three dachshunds. They make the cutest of pupples.