its not a tie, its now a zipper. One piece locked at the top

Well, Donny says if you don’t like this country, then go back where you came from. Is this how Christians get born again?

Same book, different prophets, no biggie

Party of Lincoln still is correct, Different Lincoln though George Lincoln Rockwell.

And then he shot Kennedy, screw ICE call Secret Service.

But it was for the right God, not the one that those Muslims worship...........Oh, wait a minute........But they think Christian baby Jesus was a prophet

Oh my god, quit picking on him. He obviously means kidneys are near to HIS heart. Kidneys fill bladders, bladders give him golden showers, the best kind of showers. He’s still upset from finding out the golden fixtures in his bathroom don’t give golden showers.

For a fat guy, he doesn’t sweat that much.

5:1 he called in Pence to say “You’re Fired” And they will work through the 4th of july explaining he can’t fire the Vice President. Reason to fire him, he can’t be Vice president if he has no vices.

I favor a round or two of Willy Pete from the brand new Shermans.

If the toothless ethics enforcers pay attention, we could write off all of the expenses and bill the RNC for the rally when Donny the Dolt says MAGA.

He’d never fit through the hatches.

It was a typo, it was supposed to be MAHA

no, he had dementia

MAGA!

Sorry, he rolled back the Waters of the US act, swamps are no longer federally protected.

synchronized fucking.

At least he told me it was mayonnaise

They send these out by mail as well. My wife forced me to vote in the Republican primary against Trump, and i get this shit all the time. Next one goes back with a bill for consulting services.

Well, i had a friend who got kicked out of a porno theater for making loud making noises and squeezing a squirt bottle full of mayonnaise vigorously at key times during the movie. I think steams of white fluid flying at them from the sidewalk would mess with their feeble minds far more. Think of the confusion, do they…