Treat me like an equal. Except when I want special treatment. Except when I don’t want special treatment because I can hold the door for myself, except—

Yes, I would. I like reading stories in which reporters have shown their work if they’re making claims. Do you not? Even if you love Google, wouldn’t you want a better journalism effort (or any effort) than what you got?

Good. Something like that should be in the main story when the headline reads like a firsthand declaration.

So did you actually run benchmarks to come to the definitive conclusion in your headline? Or did you just copy and paste stuff from Google’s blog and decide that’s good enough? Journalism, guys!

No it’s not. But your lack of digs that speak to anything anyone is saying sure is.

I love how you come to the defense of gay men while also trumpeting the stereotype that if someone is gay, they must be promiscuous. That same ignorance is what allowed this silly caveat to exist in the first place.

If you’re handing a valet your entire key ring... I don’t even know. Why even use keys at that point? Just leave your front door open at your house when you go out at night.

This was inevitable the moment Evernote bought Skitch.

The constant “It’s $10, who cares?” mantra I see in these posts is such a weird contradiction to everything else that finds its way into the Lifehacker feed. I wonder how much landfill is created on this day alone by people buying junk like this that they will use twice and never again.

The constant “It’s $10, who cares?” mantra I see in these posts is such a weird contradiction to everything else…

Do you cut your Pizza Hut meat lover’s with hot dogs in the crust because fuck hipsters pizza with that edge, brah??

Some of us don’t like Chrome’s interface and will easily toss a buck someone’s way to avoid it.

Google’s software presence just seems like such a moving target mess these days. The more it tries to unify its brand, the sloppier it seems to get.

Personally, I’d be far less surprised to see someone reading a book at a Bernie/Hillary rally. Or someone who knows what a book looks like, for that matter.

Gaming journalists who bashed Unity always struck me as startlingly ignorant. Glad you finally realized it. It’s a strong toolset, but it requires strong developers too.

Then I guess no one should ever be told it’s been added to any other software anywhere. Because someone else somewhere did it first.

“...and should continue working because of its custom album artwork system.”