Are you insinuating that stick drift ... isn’t real? 

I’m sure they will but stick drift is a real problem.  The solution is making game companies accountable for poor designs and cheap parts and not buying overpriced replacements. 

I can’t wait for us to get past this whole point. It isn’t going anywhere and won’t be regulated away. I still remember how up in arms everyone one was about how digital art was going to ruin the entire industry. A decade or two from now & an article like this will seem even sillier than it currently does. Adapt or…

People keep saying that, and I’m like, do you guys not remember the contracts and having to find the package that offered the one channel you wanted but came with a million you didn’t?

I don't understand why the rights owners to the songs aren't happy to have their songs streaming on shows. It's perpetual advertisement for their songs. 

I’ve never understood where in the process music rights gum up the works. Like, I know Scrubs had a problem getting rights for certain songs so they just replaced them with songs they could more easily get rights to. But they weren’t playing The Beatles or Metallica, it was a bunch of famously unfamous indie bands. Is…

That’s just, like, you opinion, man.

Is he now cosplaying as Jeff Bridges in that header pic?

I know how you feel. Apparently it’s not in “good taste” to say Elon will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

No, I’m pretty sure we could solve a large number of issues if we parked a guillotine outside of every gated community.

Everyone says this, but the moment I suggest dragging billionaires into the streets for public executions, suddenly *I* ruined Thanksgiving dinner.

Mason: “So that’s it? After 13 years, so long, good luck?”

I hope he's never allowed to play again. Play stupid games

Just to be clear: This would simply be Twitch running a camming site.

(Also, just generally, Twitch is, and has always been, a SFW camming site. Basically everything about twitch designed to increase engagement is based off of stuff originally designed for live sex sites. Twitch is weird.)

Makes sense on the surface, but this would inevitably lead to a firestorm of enraged parents followed by advertisers pulling out.

Good. One less live service money pit to watch die a slow death. I’m glad that they could acknowledge that this was going to hurt their bread and butter single player games and made the right call.

Wish I had the skills to be a high paid CEO and spend half the entire year dicking around playing video games.

Has no one played Cities Skylines: II?

Shit, when you put it like that, it is really sad that we lost these all these very charismatic Black male actors too early, in such a short period of time. Someone please protect Keith David for me 😭

No, saying “jif” isn’t technically correct.  Technically, it has a hard G, since technically it stands for Graphics.  So people who say “jif” are technically wrong (and wrong in every other way,  as well.)