A lot to unpack in that first sentence.

This headline could apply to almost every game, but Gamers never learn.

Oh no. Anyways.

Praising Last Jedi to a trollish degree is just a Barsanti thing. (I liked Last Jedi just fine, but he’s ridiculous about it.)

I hate that the nemesis system is patented. Imagine how much better it could be if other game developers were allowed to innovate off of it instead of fearing a bunch of lawsuits.

(and they will just wait a couple months and quietly put them back anyway)

Roberta Williams

Something doesn’t add up with the timeline. It’s implied he ate the cookie and and wrote on the mirror immediately after firing Tobert. Where does Joy fixing his makeup and leaving behind the lipstick fit here?

Much less fun than it sounds.

I thought this was going to be a serious (or at least semi-serious) article about Dominion and just ended up disappointed.

I thought the right canceled this guy cause he said diversity wasn’t evil or whatever.

Living your best life is just different for some people I guess.

This is Lina Kahn’s white whale. The FTC needs to just let this one go, they have no case here.

Favorite movie: Sneakers. And that will never change.

This is one of the most fascinating bots on the site.

Can we change our tax laws so burying a show in a shallow grave doesn’t somehow make studios more money than just letting people watch it.

Items have a rating attached to them called “Item Power”. You can see it in some of the attached screenshots on this article.

In solidarity, he will continue to not write his next book. As long as it takes, probably even longer.

It’s a terrible decision and I’m hoping it’s just a miscommunication and they are unlocked somewhere in Act 2 (which the beta kinda sorta implied).