Either that, or I’m a cytopathologist who recognizes that cutting funding to Planned Parenthood has consequences beyond fewer abortions.

Those uniforms make me wish I was blind-blind.

Oh shit, everybody better watch out. This guy is serious.

you’re daaaamn right.

Also, Tom, I would like it if Deadspin looked at the full rebuttal and wrote about that as well. The Deflator nickname bit is asinine, of course, but I hope you guys don’t throw out the baby with the bathwater and ignore the rest of it.

because when it was first reported they were making it out like the pats where the ones caught doing this, I remember Around the horn the other day was a talking about it as proof the pats were cheaters, that McNally was the bad guy. Turns out the story was completely misreported, and when you have so much wrong info…

This is insanity. 1) Your cafeteria sells it. I'm assuming only adults work in your office building. If the cafeteria is selling it it must be in high enough demand to warrant it, and therefore not that unusual. 2) Please tell me the name of the company that has a CEO which would let a (non-alcoholic)beverage choice…

Belichick: I like a little puppet. You can kinda put your fingers in, it's a little monkey and then he can talk.

It's like Hunter couldn't believe both of his i's.