"Documents also allege Patel took drugs ordered from Hong Kong to try to abort the pregnancy.

I had no idea Margaret Atwood was getting into crime fiction. I take it this is a synopsis of her new novel. I want to reject that this is anyone's reality.

My favorite neg ever:

Him: Zelda!
Me (dressed as Link from Legend of Zelda): Link!
Him: Huh?
Me: I'm dressed as Link. Zelda is the princess.
Him: Whatever. I know way more about video games than you.
Me:…

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

Well, that's just plain awful. As someone who was in the military, I can speak to the amount of damage all of this infidelity and drama do, and how much more prolific it is in the military compared to the civilian world.

Actually, my partner is so pleased with the fact that I am sensitive and secure enough to write for Jezebel on the daily (about only the most important topics and never weird sex trends and puppies) that all we do is have sex and eat lunchables. And then I get paid for this!

My question, though, is why not just spend hours on Cleverbot? Why troll women you've deemed to be "non-interesting" who are on the site in good faith? Dating is hard enough already.

Yes, my point was absolutely that all men are sinister and not that this particular man is tiresome. I hid it very cleverly and you are to be congratulated for finding my secret message.

Good breakdown of why his conclusions are dumb. I have found no lack of people interested in having meaningful conversations on OKCupid. Generally, if you find that all your conversations are shallow and boring, the problem is probably you. You're the common factor.

"Restraint" to Ferguson Police = Arresting journalists, lobbing tear gas at news trucks, shooting unarmed black teenager, firing tear gas and rubber bullets on peaceful demonstrators.

Jon Connington is gay. (it's very so obvious). So no, his characters are not exclusively straight. If you cared or knew anything about the books you'd have realized this before complaining about GRRM making all his POV characters straight (Cersei is possibly bisexual, too).

Goddammit I cannot edit my comment but that's a pretty great typo. "The first woman ever woman..."

He's a fiction writer.