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The press needs to stop calling this a beating or an attack. It's attempted murder and sexual assault. The woman was forced to watch her friend get beaten, then she got beaten, stabbed, sexually assaulted, threatened with further rape, tortured, and the only reason she's alive is because he decided to go look for a

Everyone loves to hate on the wet wipes, but those fuckers get the job done... make a finger ghost and clean that ring around the bathtub.

Finally. Thank you for thinking of the victim(s), Kira.

Children whose ethnicity is different than their parents will "have a different life experience" ...

"Mine was not some demure, coquettish poot, but a nuclear apocalypse trumpet that heralded the arrival of the four horsemen." made me laugh REALLY hard. Not as hard as your fart, of course, but it was some pretty major laughter.

Ok, please help me understand this, because it's one of these things that sounds like a profound statement about gender until you take a minute to think about it:

"I don't need feminism because ____(insert lifestyle choice that feminism allowed me to make)____"

Well, I can say two bad things about it.

If I were a man and some woman piped up with "I'm not a feminist..." I would look her in the eye and say "Excuse me. MEN are talking here" and then ignore her for the rest of the evening.

I think this is the only time I've had penis envy.

I felt a lot better about all of this after reading The Bloggess' response to this, for lack of a better term, "movement" :

As a heterosexual, married male, I must offer two responses to this article:

First, the positive: Thank you for the laugh. This was one of the most insightful, witty, cutting articles I've read in a long time—and it had me howling, until...

Second, the negative: I have realized I know far too many men—and far too many

Oh, honey. If this doesn't scream "please like me, men! here's my tit!" I don't know what does.

Who the fuck cares? We don't give a fuck who you do or don't fuck, seriously we don't. But plenty of us fuck and plenty of kids are going to to fuck as they get older so giving them accurate information about sex and sexual pratices is a smart fucking thing to do.