Fuck em.  Deal with it.  Fuck em.  3 fucking one armed queer Iranians could invade America today and win with all the touchy feely estrogen based women-men now produced in this great country of pansexual twitter fuckers.

Just stop at, “he’s a shit person.”  You don’t work in Human Resources for the Pats.

Disabled veteran here. I wonder if something’s going on where all the inbred gravy sweating cousin fuckers have crawled out they trailers and feel comfortable sharing their racism with the world...I wonder...

What are you talking about? You think it’s bullshit for an employer to use the stipulations in a contract to manage an unruly employee? You think it’s an asshole maneuver to protect your team through exercising agreed upon power? Brown signed that contract. His agent signed that contract. And yet you think them doing…

Although a bleeding heart liberal by instinct, I have learned in my many years that some people just need a good punch to the mouth when they talk, like that cunt president of ours. Someone needs to punch Antonietta in her mouth when she speaks. Every time. Even if she’s just asking what time practice starts or…

If you’re making WWI references in sports articles, have you read Barbara Tuchman’s “Guns of August?” Brilliant work...

So, if you worship an invisible bronze age jewish rape fairy who committed manslaughter through doing nothing, even though he’s omnipotent, while his son was tortured and murdered, you conclude that where men you’ve never met put their penises is something you feel really strongly about?  Just throw the fucking ball.

I usually check the diaper first, then ask when she was fed last, then put her in the car seat and drive around until she falls asleep.

Okay, I have a deep philosophical love for my fellow idiots, but can we just stop with the promotional nights of “oh the tragedy” until we know what’s up? It’s like MLB, the players’ association and ESPN all race to commoditize death, tug at the heart strings, expose children, then bam, “Drug using drunk millionaire…

High School Football, summer 2-a-days. Metal cleats. Cheerleading convention going on in gymnasium. Break time. “Hey man, I’m going to go scope the hotties. They will think I’m so cool in my football uni, all sweaty and manly.” Walk into the gym, take one step on the polished concrete walkway, flipped straight up…

Two things. Jay Z is a pimp and his whore is racism.

This is great! She’s fantastic and this will make everyone feel like the world is a better place. I mean, thank goodness we have equality in movies. I always said if MLK would have walked from Rodeo Drive to Sunset Blvd African Americans wouldn’t have had to endure institutional racism. Gandhi too. If only he made…

“Idiot??!?!?!” Fucking genius with balls more like it!!!

OMG...We know this already. It’s like saying, “Hey, Lebron James is going be a really good basketball player.” Besides, Goodell made something like $50 million last year. People like me and you don’t have the capacity to understand what life in that world is like. We’re just serfs, vassals, proletariats, plebians.…

I had typed a 10 paragraph response to this but decided to just leave you with the last of it because faith is one of those things my generation was told not to talk about in public. (The other is politics)

Damn near how I felt unclogging the toilet the other day.

Love the way, in the middle of the rant, the ump calmly points out that your bill touched my bill, and that ain’t cool, bruh.

Oh, he’s REPORTING not PLAYING. Now I get it. Oh yes, this is bad, very bad. I strongly condemn and distance myself from this horrible individual. 

Good for him. Kids are too entitled anyways. I bet those kids didn’t pay a dime to go to the game while that dude looks like he spent 4 days pays to get in there. Besides, I’ve been to probably 200 minor league games and 10 major league games and one time had a foul ball hit within “there’s a chance” distance of me. I…

Yes.  Just like if a guy forces himself on my daughter, I’ll press charges (written rule) and I’ll track him down and kick his ass (unwritten rule).