I’d rather lay my manhood across an anvil and whack it with a hammer than ever accept a piece of shit scumbag like Falwell and his school of mindfucked minions as my equals.  Talk about stains that won’t come out with bleach, I’ll give you the mind-numbed masses of jewish rape fairy worshippers.

You mean they were worried off all places on earth, Los Angeles, California might not have enough strength trainers for hire?

Beat women, speed past families in his car, do illegal drugs. Fine, just don’t you take a damn knee, boy. Ya hear me boy.

When he hit the three to tie, I cheered! I had 3 dfs players going into overtime. Cash money!!! Then the retard squad showed up in a clown car and Benny Hill music started playing.

Insulated rich people aren’t in touch with us commoners???  Well I never...

Sure that wasn’t a job interview?

What’s that, about 3mil per mph?

Come on, everyone who is older than 25 knows Michael was a gay pedo. But he made Beat It, Billy Jean, and Thriller, so it’s a wash.

Hope weed is legal in your state, bro!

No, that includes SS. Plus, how do you know what I was or wasn’t able to do. So far, you have basically said in public, “I don’t know shit, but I love to say stuff.”  Who needs to get over themselves, bruh?

Went to a retirement meeting recently for my local public school. After 25 years of service, my pension, errr retirement....errrr, defined-benefit plan will amount to $2,200/month. I’m a disabled veteran and a public school teacher. SMH. They could have just shown me a picture of of trailers with “roommate wanted”…

I don’t care what he said.  At least it wasn’t auto played using jwplayer, like the Kraft video that every fucking day plays when I come to deadspin.  WTF...one of you get an MBA recently?

Forget paying players.  Cap profits at 15% and all money goes back into social programs to improve the lives of all citizens.  Scholarships for the poor, funding of local public schools, public transportation, clean water initiatives, and a pension plan that players receive upon graduation.  Make America Not A Pirate…

Hah...Just watched FCW last week for the first time in 25 years~!!!  Good timing.

Pam Anderson looks gorgeous. Really hot. If you get with her though, you’ll get the herpes and chlamydia.  AB is the NFL’s Pam Anderson.

Pam Anderson looks gorgeous. Really hot. If you get with her though, you’ll get the herpes and chlamydia.  AB is the NFL’s Pam Anderson.

I acknowledge this as a crazy rant: But I can’t get past the money.

Folks will understand 44.9% of his words and he just stand there for 22 seconds before finally doing something.

He and Magic did shrooms together, cut up their uniforms and made hippy trip collage altars to themselves, talked themselves into a “good ole days” fueled megalomania, and concluded folks would join the team because hey, Magic and the King.