From a certain point of view, everybody is nothing but ashes in a pill.

The force awakens…

Commitment to sparkle motion was lacking.

…then he's gonna be swapping jobs with Jens Kidman.

No CGI is gonna be allowed in these movies, so extreme plastic surgery body modification {and dental work to implant the extra teeth} will be a prerequisite for any eager actors wanting to work in this franchise of stellar potential.

…nor does Hell Comes to Frogtown have anything to do with containing the wily French Jew.

Olive Oyl is the only lube for him.

He does not play that funky music…

"need"

…I got idea man
You take me for a walk
Under the sycamore trees
The dark trees that blow baby
In the dark trees that blow
And I'll see you
And you'll see me
And I'll see you in the branches that blow
In the breeze,
I'll see you in the trees
Under the sycamore trees…

DC likes: "fast tracked for wormfood."

This article is chock full of chuckles, like white on Bice.

Baffle Neck nuh triders dafuqs thawot don't give.

Do not waaaaaaannt!

Superman and Iron Man have been know to fuck and fly at the same time.

Doctor Shrinker plays with Supertrain in the Gigglesnort Hotel.

It'll be a Quadrilogy:

"When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear."

Never been awake
Never seen a day break
Leaning on my pillow in the morning
Lazy day in bed music in my head
Crazy music playing in the morning light
It's magic you know
Never believe it's not so
It's magic you know
Never believe it's not so
I love my sunny day
Dream of far away
Dreaming on my pillow in the morning
Never been…

…recall fondly, affections for the dancing spider and the witty princess.