Will he meet the Happy Fisherman and make him unhappy by removing the fish from his dick?

Maybe a mass class action sovereign-tribes-unified lawsuit against the U.S. filed with the World Court asking for trillions of dollars in damages would garner some attention?

I don't usually say things like this in public, cuz, yah know, it's polite to keep ones psychopathologies internal, in-check, and unfed, cuz, yah know, society and all, but Buzz…yes indeed, Buzz can…..hmm…….well, i suppose, it's almost worse to just simply imagine the tortures unending than be too specific…;-)

I salivated a little bit thinking about that bottle o' oxys…

Rest well, Peng Chang Keui.
I have long lost count of exactly just how much of your dish i have eaten over the years, but rest assured, further vast quantities shall be consumed…

Now arrangements must be made to get Pence's shins removed and his feet attached to his knees to improve the comparison.

Enough already Oswald,
we know you're a good shot.
How many more times you going back?
Until you miss?

What if Spartacus had a Piper Cub!?!?

Don't forget to sit through the credits for the secret scene.
.
Zach Galifianakis as Aristotle Onassis,
sitting in a chair, watching the news;
he drops his gyro on the floor,
(which slo-mo explodes, like Kennedy's head)
slowly his smile grows wider and wider,
rubbing his hands together in giddy anticipation, he yells:
"No…

They would have had to split the skull beneath Natalie's face and re-set it to try to duplicate that distance between Jackie's eyes.

Unless its gonna be President Bullethead & TrickDix Nixon, for a sitcom set in Hell.

We shall not go there,
for on this Earth,
the abortii are to be processed
into borgdrone border patrol gliders.

I know, right?
That troll seems to act as though a successful infiltration has occurred.

She's Conway Twitter.

Sausage, pulled pork, and rum ham are also on the menu.

Ceterofluid… and dollarmen… appear to be the same person. Wonder if podbay is 3rd part of the trolling trinity?

Jurassic World: free checkout from the library, low expectations, and still found it a dull exhausting slog. No enthusiasm for this, but well wishes to all involved for improvement on #2.
Maybe this time around, they'll be able to get the creatures looking at least half as good as they did in 1993.

Requiescat in pace, Ron Glass.
You were great on Barney Miller and Firefly.
Your presence added so much.

Think i may have watched the trailers too much to even care about this movie anymore; oh well, lesson learned for that Han Solo movie.

Wow Sandra,
it sounds unbelievable,
but you are actually the nicest poster in this particular thread.
A refreshing lack of piss and venom.
Good Job!