At this point I’ll take what I can get. A choppy-looking incomplete game that’s actually trying something fresh is far more compelling to me than the “I’ll hold your hand and stroll you through a mediocre story” approach of the main series.

“Trans people’s place in society won’t be normalized until we stop acknowledging that trans people exist.”

Counterpoint: Transphobes should ALWAYS  haves stones thrown at them.

Well, I suppose if your understanding of trans people comes from a movie made in the 90s...

No, actually, it won’t be normalized until people like you stop getting upset every time you see the word “trans.”  Shoving somebody’s gender under the rug is the opposite of normalizing it.

I really find the ugly Christmas sweater phenomenon dispiriting. It was funny for a hot minute as a party idea, based on the notion that many of us had mothers/aunts/grandmothers that gifted us something made with far more love than good taste. But now it has become just another marketing opportunity, a chance to sell…

Normal types are usually just like animals that use biting and scratching attacks. This is just them when they’re dead.

Don’t be ridiculous. He’s a... Nintendo Switch.

Best relationship advice I ever received.

Ungrayed for useful advice, starred for “rubbing at that little nubbin.”

COVID really deprived a lot of dinner parties of your wit and charm and we’re all the better for it.

and if you keep reading you’ll see:

Those are the other epic volcanoes of Mars - Ascraeus, Pavonis and Arsia Mons. They’re all pretty massive - Ascraeus is the one to the north, the largest with a summit just a smidge over 18km in height (or nearly 60,000 feet in American). Then, the southernmost is Arsia Mons, standing at 20km (or around 63,000 feet).…

We can’t afford to be perceived as enemies of law and order.

SO.  CLOSE.  TO.  GREATNESS!

How dare you call my boy Jean-Ralphio mildy famous?!

My wife and I are HUGE Comedy Bang Bang fans, so most of these names are not “mild” celebrity names to us. (Also, who doesn’t know Stranger Things?) Either way, I highly recommend anyone reading this to watch the Middleditch & Schwartz improv specials on Netflix. We went to one of their live performances and I have…

Yozora in the car doesn’t RESEMBLE Noctis in the car, it’s literally the same scene. With the same dialogue. Not to mention that Yozora means Night Sky, which is essentially also what Notcis Caelum means.

Also Verum Rex means “True King.” So, y’know, decode that one. Seems like Nomura might have more than just cheeky…

That's what all of this company's hardware does. They make nicer versions of old consoles. 

Poor Jason Mantzoukas never had a chance in a rap battle against the Hiphopopotamus.