Meredith was my sister’s best friend in elementary school. I remember her as a laughing, lively red-headed seven-year-old who came to our house for sleepovers. I remember thinking that she was a good friend, that my sister was lucky in her friendship. The last time I saw her was at my sister’s wedding, which she…

They should also take away your achievements and give them to a player with a white character who didn’t earn them.

that is funny to me because his other hand is enveloped in a device which is designed to do what this bare hand is not.

You give them to me RIGHT NOW

I’m going to need you to roll that Guild comment back, Zukka.  Dr Mrs The Monarch runs a tight organization that makes this group look like the chucklefucks they are.

Fuck this shit. If anyone needs me, I’ll be playing with my dogs.

You neglected to mention Drill Dozer, which was a really fun Gameboy Advance game developed by Game Freak.

is it just me or does anyone else get this urge to start crying when they hear heaven is a place on earth?

I meant that as more of a “why haven’t they reported on the racism/anti semitism that’s a daily thing at barstool before this”, but I am no good with my words

Oh no! Someone doesn’t like a popular thing! My world is ending!

So, having children should only be a luxury afforded to the affluent?

I too enjoy pricing human beings out of bodily functions.

More of a “fuck off” wrenchingly, I would say

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

“It isn’t sexism to question Leroux’s megawatt eyelashes anymore than it is to question LeBron’s ever-changing hairline and thickness”

We're always happy to dump on ESPN when they screw up, but submitting a well-researched public records request on a subject of legitimate public interest in the expectation that it won't be sprayed all over the internet on Christmas Eve in an attempt to dampen its findings is definitely not an area where they screwed…

We must never forget the sacrifices of Jellyfish. She shall go on in our hearts and minds as a true hero and friend.