Kids are actually quite often shockingly smart. Smart in a way that most of us olds are literally not able to be smart in. This is a part of the reason why as a parent, it’s pretty funny to laugh at your kid... one minute, he will amaze you with a perception that you can’t even imagine thinking of, and the next one,…

100% I would be laughing at my kid and high-fiving my wife.

I’m guessing that having a meeting with a guy you know is going to sign elsewhere ups an organization’s rep a bit among players, because those types of meetings are used as leverage. A player can say something like “Well, I met with this other team, and they offered me a lot, so...”

Colin Cowherd is just impressed that you even own a computer.

You had me at “Colin Cowherd needs to stop talking.”

Per Zach Lowe, the Clippers started to feel like a legit team again once they got a meeting with LeBron pre-decision. The counter to that is that the Hawks, who can’t get a meeting with anybody, still feel like a second-class team.

what else are they hiding

How has no one picked up on the fact that two prominent free agents had a name within a name: LaMarcGasolDridge? Seems like this should be bigger news.

Its like when people say that you know a restaurant is good if there are a lot of people in it.

According to the best-sourced reporters, that’s exactly how that works.

The Diamondbacks’ predilection towards violence has been well documented since their inception. Lest we forget Randy Johnson’s unforgivable cruelty towards animals.

This isn’t that abusrd in unionized labor arbitration. In my field of work the feds pay for third party neutrals to arbitrate discipline or contract disputes. But the arbitrator defers to the on-property handling, and in the case of discipline, the on-property includes a disciplinary hearing where a company officer…

The owners want complete control of the league while appearing powerless to the fans. As infuriatingly spineless as he is, he’s kinda the perfect man for the job. At least for the owners.

I love that he’s struggling with this nut while presumably his mom is next to him on her phone, silently laughing. Or texting somebody about it...

You can pound all you want, but, but trust me. If you want to bust that nut, it’s best to just think of someone else.

Classy. I suppose a standard “We’re thankful for what he’s done for this organization. We wish him the best in addressing the issues that have become apparent by recent events. We felt a change in scenery would be best for him as well as the organization” was too much to ask. Nah, just trash the guy going out the…

Marginally less bleak than smelling it on his breath during afternoon shootarounds.

The kid’s tommy john surgery has been scheduled for next Tuesday.

It was even more adorable when Rick Ankiel’s son came out and hit the cameraman in the head.