yeah I mean he didn’t exactly nail the order consistently but I thought the yups and nopes were definitely nods to 40water

I like how that guy learned that it’s not as easy as it looks to have champagne sprayed all over your face.

That speech was definitely inspired by this song, no?

But it’s nice to dream of the possibility that some kind souls might compile all that information in a centralized database and make it publicly available for them to search through. Some kind of reference. For basketball. You could put it online, even, and call it Referenceforbasketball.com. That technology is…

Thank you.

I could be misinterpreting the article, but it seems as if you’re suggesting that because LeBron is so good at basketball he should disregard his head coach? I’m fine with that, if, in fact, Blatt is inept (though I do not believe he is). I also agree about the general kowtowing to the traditional notion of the coach…

I don’t want to sound like an advocate for raping your teammate to death, but in this case it would open up a spot in the infield.

I got moved to catcher. I assume this slight is so grave that the only reasonable response would be to take a dump in their mailbox.

This needs more stars

Misinterpreting the meaning of “making it rain”

That’s all well and good, though the bigger problem here is him spending on credit beyond his means, which people were happy to give him for obvious reasons. A trust fund doesn’t prevent a guy from running up a $200k debt at a casino, since the casino knows it could always sue the trust fund to get paid.

That’s not a bunt home run. This is a bunt home run.

Normally people say “too soon”.

Thanks for the explanation! Now that we have that cleared up, we’re only missing the “funny” part and then we’ll be all set.

J.R. Smith Week features six shutouts and one insanely entertaining 16-17 loss that deludes you into thinking you might actually win someday.

Largest ovation of the night came when Michael Brantley crashed into the outfield wall in a touching tribute to Kellen Winslow II.

Since Cleveland was hosting, wouldn’t the score be 0-17, making it “Tribute to J.R. Smith Night?”

“The more I about it the more I like the color blue.”

Are you sure this isn’t a Norm MacDonald bit?

I’d love to get inside a GM’s head. Would they consider doing a deal to give up a possible perennial all-star for a so-so middle of the rotation starter in a year when you’re trying to win the World Series? I bet if you trade Norris for Bogaerts and Norris wins you a game in the World Series then people would be…