I may criticize the New England Patriots as an evil organization from time to time, but at least there’s a level of competency you can respect in their evil-doing. This, though? This is Bush/Cheney klutziness to a new low.

There is no God but God, and Mike Matheny is his prophet.

I’m really going to enjoy this story.

They’re obviously hacking “the right way”. Out of respect for the game.

I’m sure that it’s just a big misunderstanding. Jesus probably just wanted access to some of the Astros’ proprietary religious player data and asked his duly designated representatives on Earth, the St. Louis Cardinals organization, to take care of getting it for Him. Jesus could never want the Cards to do anything…

A certain unemployed sportswriter used to ask “Which side says no?” in a trade.

Putting up a banner for being better than the Texans, Titans, and Jaguars is arguably more embarrassing than putting one up for getting to the conference championship game.

Big props to them. They obviously knew they had no right to be in that competition, other than their country needed someone to represent. Seems they just went and had a good time. Not easy to block the rest out. Good job, dudes.

This fight could very well happen, Cromartie is known for not pulling out of things.

In addition to Anna Merlan mentioned about mental health folks input, the wording is now part of the Associated Press stylebook:

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

He started the night facing away from her, but then turned over 13 times.

Fan of any other team here. Thanks for taking your big market and making it a fiasco so no one would ever want to play in your amusement park of a stadium.

I am always encouraging my kids to eat pudding cups so I have a reason to buy them. Nothing makes a better late night snack than two or three pudding cups. Jeez kids, do we need to buy more pudding cups again? Where do those things go?

I would like to see the success rate of any bar or restaurant featured on these shows.

Ironic, then, that he himself ended up being used in a sentence.

I beat a kid in the Spelling Bee in 1st through 4th grades, but he bested me in 5th Grade and he didn’t let me forget it. Fast forward to last year, I looked him up on Facebook, and found out that he is now paralyzed, so...

and releasing maclin just to sign a rookie maclin clone!

but he traded for a white guy to replace a white guy. only a racist would not look to trade that white guy for a black guy....