I’m not sure which NFL story has been dumber, this or the Patriots balls. I give the slight edge to this because there’s really no evidence to back it up.

I mean, you can minimize what journalists do in those post game pressers, but it’s still their job and I don’t think saying “hey, this is a bit unprofessional” makes people terrible. At least no more so than they would be terrible if someone plopped a baby down on your desk at work and told you to be as good at your…

Like anyone at Deadspin has any idea of what its like to be an actual reporter.

That’s nothing... I was born 6/5/82 and have played 403 less games than Bryce Harper.

Mom tries to turn on sink.

EXACTLY. To me, it seems like a bunch of loose-lipped GMs and their staff (TN/TB in particular) spilling hypotheticals that Chip may have proposed just to see what all of his options were. He’d be bad at his job if he weren’t exploring every option to put together the best team. I don’t agree with all of his decisions…

Am I the only person who wants to see only all white uniforms?

I don’t get it ... This is pure greed.

Made even more bizarre by the fact the other Bay Area team defines black as a team uniform color perhaps better than anyone else.

I agree that putting numbers in place of letters is a stupid trend. I can’t even figure out what word “49ers” is supposed to be.

Kids today, with their black uniforms and their hip hop music and their Snapchat and their pistol offenses...

I’m an Eagles fan and I know very few people who bought into the Mariota hype. Moving up without an insane deal was completely unrealistic, and ultimately who knows if he’d even be worth it. Since December we’ve been daily bombarded with garbage speculation from shitty writers who know nothing because Chip Kelly…

wasn’t true about ferguson either. http://uproxx.com/smokingsection…

Generally speaking, normal companies and businesses don’t do the kind of absurdly intrusive background checks that would come up with things like depression.

And of course it’s quite telling that you seem to think depression and “craziness” are basically the same thing.

Remember, we were given 2 twitter accounts, 4 chins, 2 eyes, and one gigantic mouth so that we can something something

At some point fairly early on in the Twhitlock era, Whitlock tweeted that he was having drinks with the man behind the Twhitlock account and posted a pic. It was some average-Midwestern white dude type. Obviously, that could be a red herring if its really Jason's account, but it seems like unnecessarily adding another…

Wilbon makes big bucks on TV for doing little work. This website would be a demotion for him.

Well, that explains why they wouldn’t give it to someone actually good and interesting like Bomani Jones.

Greg covered it in his piece. Respectability politics play well with the rich, powerful, and white. And that’s who did the hiring.

This is like asking “What is the rationale for radio broadcasting? In what way is it better than a newspaper?” It’s not necessarily better; it’s a different thing.