Thats what always amazes me. these cops, that murderer cop in SC, that murderer cop in Ferguson and even Zimmermann. They can talk all they want about “I’ve felt threatened for my life”, but nobody called an ambulance immediately afterwards. One could think they didnt want anybody alive to tell their part of the…

But that’s what the cop defenders do. Not that this comes close to the level of the shootings, but the first words out of their mouths or off their keyboards indicate that what the cops say must be 100% true and the victim is a horrible person, even when the real point is that the punishment doesn't fit the crime.

Yeah, I meant Jerami. Obviously I spent too much time watching NCAA hoops and not enough with the Sixers last month.

It’s more so...the Cops used illegal and immoral practices (i.e. not getting an injured person in their custody the proper medical treatment) against someone who’s actually famous. So now they fucked.

He did get preferential treatment. They just made him sit in a jail cell with a broken leg rather than killing him.

I think being forced to endure proceedings while suffering a broken leg is a little beyond “not getting preferential treatment”.

KJ gets the highlight plays but Jerian Grant is a better player at this stage. Plus you obviously are not familiar with his contract situation. Keep lapping up what uniformed Deadspin bloggers are writing about the Sixers, though.

He’s played like 3.2 minutes since being traded from 76ers... Relax.

Easy: it’s the Spurs.

The bigger story is the Spurs winning their ninth straight game by 12 points or more, tying an NBA record. They’re 20-3 since a four-game losing streak at the end of February. Their 20 wins are by an average of 16 points and their three losses are by an average of 4 points.

No crap it was like a switch for me when I was 30, one day I could just sleep any damn place, the next unless it was in bed, with just the right pillow level, my neck and back were going to hurt like a bitch for the next 2-3 days straight.

No crap it was like a switch for me when I was 30, one day I could just sleep any damn place, the next unless it was in bed, with just the right pillow level, my neck and back were going to hurt like a bitch for the next 2-3 days straight.

loaves of bread for pillows and flour tortillas for blankets

I remember when Brett Favre went to rehab for Vicodin addiction back in the 1996 offseason, he bristled at being lumped in with recreational drug users (weed smokers, mostly) and the press mostly agreed that he was not a junkie and we should lay off him. And I’m all, “Dammit Brett, painkillers are worse for you!”

holy shit you're an idiot

because she has no bars

I think John Mulaney summed it up best in a tweet earlier today:

Here it probably means spike it into the turf or something. In the U.K., do nothing with it for 90 minutes.

Edit: I blew the joke. See below.

Honestly... I'm rather worried by the number of comments that suggest letting him off easy or even giving him a free pass just because they consider him an integral part of Top Gear.

BUT HAS ANYONE TALKED TO THE STIG! WHAT ABOUT THE STIG MAN!