How many more ways must “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” predict the horrible, wonderful future?

Good Kinja. Judges also would have accepted Billy Cole.

High Life Girl is my dream woman. And by dream, I mean alcoholic hallucinations

Yep, but I’m still getting home in 90 +/- 10 minutes, while a 60 minute football game lasts 2-3 hours, which is contrary to Drew’s point about wanting to get on with his day after a match is over.

Perfectly fair criticism. As i said, one would have to be a psychopath to do it themselves, manually. But there are people who like to score baseball games themselves, and, well, to each their own? But in general, yeah, the official’s stopwatch should be pegged to the scoreboard. It makes for too much discretion, but…

I don’t understand this either. The ONLY argument is extra time, but you can account for that yourself by keeping track of stoppages either mentally or with a stopwatch. (Like some sort of psychopath. “Hey the referee is screwing my team! We deserved an extra minute. That will really overcome that 2 goal deficit!”)

The Jaguars are currently #1 in the AFC South. Prepare for the rapture.

Full disclaimer: I know our (Philly) fans are awful. Most fans are awful. Every story like this makes me feel awful about sports. As if I’m doing it wrong by liking them in a responsible, detached way,

He is just as elite as Jim Plunkett

I was going to question whether he would add cheese, but you’re probably right. Going salted would be a step too far on the wild side. Maybe cream cheese? Unflavored, of course.

But didn’t the most recent altercation happen offsite, and not even in the same city? So, will they hold all bars/restaurants/private parties in the nation accountable to stop serving at the second half?

Haha, I would refer you to Why Your Team Sucks for a compendium of how every fan base is the worst fan base.

Even if it is true that it was football related, I hope it doesn’t make you feel much better about the repeated incidents in SF. It’s tragic no matter where these things occur and should not be used as an indictment of an entire fan base.

Jokes and overreaction are fine, par for the course around here, but the #1 and #2 problems are:

These candidates have had their public and professionals lives and personal platforms vetted to the highest degree in order to appear on that stage. We know a great deal about them, and to believe that they’re all pretty shitty is a personal response to the information we have gathered over the past many months. It’s…

“That’s a funny looking football.”

Love all of this.

Is it just me, or is the Emmitt Smith commentary going from funny parody inscrutable to legitimately confusing inscrutable? I’ve been trying to figure out what he meant by “jism your radio” for about 5 minutes now.

You’re a better person than many of us combined

It was a pleasure speaking with you, Ms. Lynch. I wish you and your son much success!