Thanks buddy, you’re so smart. Seriously. I am in awe of your brilliance. Please tell us more of your ideas and flex your smarts for the good of the nation. We need more heroes like you. You’re truly a god amongst men. I am in awe that you would waste such time on an idiot like me. Thank you, thank you so much for…

Only the ones that open with condescension without grasping the initial point. As far as your ending line, I don’t know if you know what you’re doing right now, but this is a comment section on the internet, so nice self-awareness buddy.

Blah blah blah, just go apply for the OC job and see how far you get in the interview process with your vast knowledge of all the football plays. You already have the arrogance part down, which is a pretty important part of being a coach.

Yeah, I know there are more than two plays. Thanks for the condescending opening before that excessive screed. Next time just link me to your blog.

Right? In an article that mentions the Rams were expecting a run, but in the game immediately following the questionable call in the Super Bowl when everyone in the world was expecting a run, that his playcalling is predictable being a detriment seems...I don’t know anything anymore. Moms gonna mom.

“And I can’t remember the last time my index finger helped me catch a ball. Any finger, really” - Rueben Randle

What is the point of having an entire preseason competition if you’re going to switch starters after the 1st game?

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Please revise this statement to label the “% of people who are criminal prone” as “poverty stricken,” and then address the history of employment and housing discrimination targeted against black Americans, as well as a justice system that incarcerates them at far more punitive sentences and a social system that then…

Everyone praised Peyton for his off-the-cuff comments. Incidentally, the Broncos later reported a perpetually swollen rotator cuff. Status: Probable.

“The holes in the story come fast and furious. How many more inconsistencies and outright lies do we need to hear to prove that this was an inside job?” - Alex Jones

I hope JPP is finding his happy place

Clearly the Giants organization has never seen Happy Gilmore, or else this would not have been such an issue

“No, you don’t understand 1.5 Thumbs is a really good rating!”

AND they often fuck up and reload the ad so you have to watch two ads just to get to the highlights of the Giants fucking up the clock.

I think it was the “Condensed Game” feature on NFL Rewind, which is now called “Game Pass”

Billy Davis is absolutely to blame for not mixing up his sets to provide more safety help. My one, one possible excuse is that maybe Quinn, having some from Seattle, knew the best way to attack him. The other corners were much better in coverage, not world beaters, but not getting routinely destroyed.

I fully concur with that. Billy Davis is incredibly stubborn about recognizing the limitations of his players and not giving them shell coverage to compensate. He is the boss who thinks yelling “DO YOU JOB BETTER” actually makes people get magical skills they don’t have, like not being so slow that Roddy Freaking…

This was the absolute best thing I saw all night and thanks for bringing it back into my life

The problem is, it takes *so damn long* to get things put together between plays... I think I’ve figured out that the best way to “watch” football is to not watch it.