WHOPPERS.

Guyyyysss, who approved the Ouija board story?

I work with a guy from Belgium. Motherfucker better look out!

I am not quite moved by a still of Pelosi simply doing her job

“Mystery guest, are you, by any chance, a bad driver?”

“It’s not like the Brits helped us with Normandy”

Off the top of my head I can think of at least one person who was definitively less comfortable than her at the scene...

Men, continuing the disappointment. 

Did you really hate Disco? Or did you hate how the music industry commercialized the shit out of it?  

I giddily look forward to the day that Dancing With the Stars declines his agent’s offer to appear as a contestant. I will make a big fucking unfrosted white cake, push two little chocolate chips into the spongey top, and pretend I am eating his stupid head.

Her sexiness is too blatant.  Maybe if she wore a burka I could get into it.

I see your "not knowing what a sapiosexual is" and raise you one "I don't know who Mark Ronson is."

But original programming steals valuable airtime they’re otherwise using to rerun an entire season of The Office every day!

At first scroll I didn’t recognize the picture of Stephen Miller (I always look for the hairline); so I was thinking he was not only a self-hating Jewish person, but a self-hating homosexual.

I sort of love that they were sitting around getting each other worked up about this enough to tweet about it. They truly are WAG. 

Yeah, my first instinct would have been to reply, “yeah, I’m ugly. But you spend all day feeling up strangers and being universally despised.”

Bullshit.

Let me guess, Nicki is more of a Warren fan?

No but I do feel like I've been harassed by all the promos for it.

I met a queerpunk art freak dude at the Ramrod in Boston back in the 90’s. His name was Luther. Red flag right there.