Does your pet crocodile have a nut allergy?

Or her testimony could have been somewhat sympathetic to Dr. Luke, which, besides being generally bad, would be bad for her image.

I refuse to fly American until they let me bring my service animal with me. My pet crocodile even has his own red service jacket and everything.

This seems like a good idea.

I'm worried. Something tells me Katy Perry is about to be subjected to a lot of misogynistic abuse, regardless of what's revealed.

I thought the lawyer was trying to say that the rape never happened at all and the victim just came up with it out of thin air because she was so drunk?

This person is an asshole. First of all, a reservation fell through? There are 100 million restaurants in this city just walk LITERALLY NEXT DOOR. Second of all, our transit system is garbage as is and while there doesn’t seem to be many people on the train in the blurry shot posted here, any kind of disruption to my…

Yeah, what a terrible argument. Uber drivers shouldn’t fuck their customers while on they are on the clock. Especially when they come from a bar and are obviously drunk. And also not shortly after dropping them off/going off the clock, obviously. Unless said passenger is your significant other inviting you to do so.

During the hearing, Squadrito’s attorney Nancy Hurley told the court, “The young lady in the police report indicates she was inebriated, so much so she does not remember portions of what is alleged to have happened.”

Excellent example. Betty is deeply unlikeable, but holds the audience’s attention for any number of reasons - she is flawed, she is relatable, she is undeniably beautiful and intriguingly costumed, the actor is charismatic, and she has chemistry with every other actor in the frame. Same goes for Carrie Bradshaw.  They…

See also: Betty Draper in Mad Men.

See also: Skyler White in Breaking Bad. People haaaatted her for... not loving the idea of being married to a meth kingpin?

Men (some men, #notallmen, blahblahblah, *fartnoise*) will not stop until there isn’t a single space, place, event, etc. where women think they can be free of the gaze or judgement. Yet god forbid you ever criticize a good ol’ boys’ club because then you’re destroying the fabric of society.

Thank you. My fiance said the exact same thing. I just wish we didn’t reside in such a vapid culture where there are enough people to maintain the con.

Wait, so the split was in mid October and just over two weeks later she has the breakup song already written produced and published and we’re still led to believe that this ‘relationship’ wasn’t just a clever PR stunt by their respective publicists, keeping her in the news 24/7 to promote her new music and raising his…

Cute marketing has convinced Americans that Hershey products are good.

A friend of mine dated and ultimately left him because of some seriously freaky behaviour - and we’re not talking the fun kind, more like the stalking, controlling kind. He’s a total creep.

This.

Working out, like many, many things in life, is worse in the anticipation than the actual doing. Once you’re working out, there’s endorphins and stuff, and it’s fine. But the dread that precedes it? That’s the problem.

Yeah, like you said, a lot of people (at least within our circles) resent how Tom Hanks and Nicole Kidman have won Oscars for playing gay while gay actors aren’t given the same opportunities, if their management even lets them come out publicly at all. Gay actors definitely resent it. Here’s something Jonathan Slavin (…