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Star for “rapin’ around doin’ his shit”.

Whenever a boundary was stated – physical, emotional, or otherwise – I always honored it.

A few months after college I got a job as a modelling scout for some random company, not so famous one like this lady works for. I bailed after a week and a half because it was the weirdest most scam like job ever. I was supposed to just approach random people in malls and try to get them to spend a lot of money with

Pfft, boring. Let me know when there’s gonna be a good fight:

Well, this is for safety, right? Can’t have peoples’ heads flying off.....

I’m just glad they are finally tackling the important issues in their sport.

Yeah, except that it sounds like he’s working on a military base now, which means he’s collecting a government check and his patients likely don’t have a choice about whether or not to see him. *burns everything down*

I had to read the headline alone so many times here. What fuck is right.

What in the fuck.  What in the fucking fuck, man?!?!?!?!

Bieber or not, why does this raise the internet’s ire?  Are we just so tired of fighting back about relevant, heavy topics that we need a stupid distraction?  Like, I don’t break apart my KitKats; what’s it to you?

Hey. HEY. She was one for three. There's no way Trump gets anywhere close to that level of accuracy.

I’m hot, I’m beautiful, I’m white

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT POOR WOMAN

Holy fucking shit

Oobviously he got away with it. Author was in her 20s, well past the age of being a successful meddling kid!

Yep.  “If ONE of my ideas was good, ALL of my ideas have to be!”

We all still work, we have a ticket backlog, we just work on schedules that make sense for the modern day human.

The thing about treating adults like adults, is they are often motivated to work harder. I worked 14 hours in the office one weekend, zero extra compensation, and then got reminded Monday that are start

I’m surprised creepy landlord got away with it. It seemed pretty obvious that it was him, plus he then tampered with evidence.

“unencumbered by emotion” = sociopath.  That’s not an admirable quality and nobody should make excuses for it.  The place sounds like a cult or prison yard...I guess, in a way, they’re both the same thing.

The creepy landlord one GOT ME. I’m pretty sure mine is harmless, but there’s a definite vibe that makes stories like that hit a little too close to home.