Thank you for saying this; I read that line and thought “No crap, Sherlock, of course it does!”

Sums it all up.

TL;DR “You’ve gotta stop with this pro-woman feminism stuff. Nobody wants that. It kills the fantasy.”

Jumped out like a neon sign.

Maybe I’m just a kinky bastard, but I wouldn’t want to have sex (or fantasize about having sex) with someone who isn’t a feminist.

Every time I read one of these articles I’m just reminded of that Dan Savage line about how a lot of pornography is made exclusively for lonely and angry men.

“You’ve gotta stop with this pro-woman feminism stuff. Nobody wants that. It kills the fantasy.”

Also went to middle school in Florida, can confirm this is accurate 

This is both horrifying and hilariously stupid. A pizza cutter. A fucking pizza cutter. The giant asteroid cannot come soon enough.

This story would have been so much better if their diabolical plan was thwarted by werewolves mauling and killing them. But all the werewolves in Florida have been killed by invasive boas. Respect the environment. 

Why would I want to be with someone who has been with hundreds of women? I would be afraid that he wouldn’t even remember my name afterwards. If you’re going to fuck a star, make it a hard star to fuck, and make it memorable for everyone involved. Have some fucking pride in your work.

He has never done a thing for me.

Would you use John Mayer’s number?

I’ve got to give her credit for not letting pride stop her from ending it.

What the FUCK is wrong with these people?

She’s gotta be feeling salty about that “45 days” reveal. Will Smith says he started keeping a diary to track her crying? That’s so weird. This “crying” story will help their power couple narrative, right?

Ok who thinks this was “revealed” to dilute google searches about Jada “crying for 45 days”??? 

I also am with Tracy Chapman with this one. It seems a bit stingy, no one is making money off this sample, but if I were her, I would also want zero association with Minaj and her “barbz” fanbase.  But I suppose that’s far gone. 

And bad hair. So much bad hair. Not a single one of them has escaped the bad hair gene. Ivanka tries to hide it, but even she can only cover it with cheap extensions and clip-ins. Oof. I laughed at her hair on inauguration day(photo at top). Yes, it was humid that day, but dear god what fake fried mess is that?

Family of sociopaths.