Grifters are so cute and funny and charming right up until the point where they steal billions of dollars or dump poison into the environment or start separating children from their parents. The key is moderation, I think; figuring out the fine line between reading about one in a news article and then moving on vs.…

yes - let’s keep rewarding shitty people. that has been working out so well for our society. how about Shonda, Margot and Jennifer say no thanks and let this little thief rot in jail in anonymity where she belongs? Be best.

Trying to slip his Jesusing between jokes about poop is the “put a pill in hamburger” of acceptance speeches.

“Enjoy your silver medals, my dudes.”

Not gonna lie, Rihanna is a high functioning alcoholic and a mean girl. I say this as a fan.

Don’t worry Cathy, you’re reaching that age where you won’t have to apologize for being not bad looking because the world hates old women. You will only get grandma roles soon while men your age get to bang 25-year-olds. tick tock.

He applied again a few years later, and they asked why he rejected the position in the first place. That is how he found out he had originally been accepted.

I know a lot of middle American lesbians and I got a feeling they are gonna have some feelings about this representation.

Omg, I had no idea about the allegations from his half-sister. I’m afraid to click on the link, yet I want to know what he did.

Birds of a feather?

Seriously! No sexy crop top? No mesh-covered yoga pants? No elaborate braided hairstyle and tons of makeup? A celebrity photo where the celebrity looks like a human and not a silicone sex doll? I must be in some alternate universe.

Thank you, Amy, for wearing normal fucking clothes to the gym. Remember when you used to just wear, like, pants or shorts and a sweaty t? Not an ensemble?

I wish I looked like that leaving the gym. Extra points for her being so fair and somehow not looking all blotchy like I do.

My point is, don’t blame that woman for that motherfucker killing her. We’ll never know what would have happened had she gave up the keys. That dude was evil enough to rob a mom at gunpoint, right in front of her kids and you automatically assuming that he would have done the “decent” thing and “just” robbed her?

I’m relatively close to 40 and I literally just found a haircut that works for me for the first time in my life. Who knows what wonders the future could hold for me?!

Don’t do that. We don’t know if he wouldn’t have shot her had she gave him the keys and the money

Right. I’m 40+ and look just fine. Plus I can afford better make up and clothes now.

I don’t give a dam about his cheekbones. Lacking an education does not make someone evil. If this kid had been arrested for stealing or drugs or something I could sympathize. Instead he shot a treasured and strong young woman in front of her children. So he’s EVIL! No amount of education can fix that.

The transit history of Leo DiCaprio’s nethers isn’t exactly my specialty, but it was my recollection that he made a play for Rihanna, and Riri just noped out, probably with a level of bemusement beyond the capacity of mere mortals like you or me.

Serious question: why do people follow “influencers” on instagram? I have instagram, I follow my friends, some museums and some accounts by people who share my hobbies (embroidery and botany). Why would I want to see some random millennial sit by a pool in designer clothes?