the real question is what kind of sick person wants to live on soylent?

I had someone on Jezebel call me a racist. (Just to elaborate, I asked commenters what they thought of the term African American, as my black friend hates it. When he mocked my comment, I called him ignorant. Which he said was code for uneducated black man. And that’s why the guy called me racist). He was clearly a…

I agree! And when the mommy bloggers get riled up about “chemicals” this and “toxins” that, I always think of those advertisements from the late 19th and early 20th centuries for cocaine toothache drops and laudanum for everything else. Like, you can chill, mommies. We made it this far.