YAY! Thank you. The internet is getting too small.

I bet his parents are peaches. #teamLogansdog

Oh man, Kendall Jenner is gonna be the new LaToya Jackson, she’s gonna have a psychic friends network on Snapchat or something.

I was so surprised at how the #LipstickIncident played out! Ugh, so good.

Full disclosure, I am mad in love with the new Archie comics. They are so great, Afterlife with Archie is amazing, and The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina just came back after a long hiatus and is dark and spooky and beautiful.

I miss Sassy so much. This would never have happened in Sassy! I’m gonna go put on my combat boots and babydoll dress and sulk in the corner until it’s over.

Be careful, I live in NC so I’m afraid if you tried to argue against the term “illegal alien” the GOP would suddenly want to pass a law making every immigrant change their last name to “FenceJumper”, legal or no.

I expect nothing less from a group of sentient Pink sweatpants and clearance Lily Pulitzer scarves.

I had an abortion in CA in 2006 and I only had to wait as long as it took to get an appointment, but even that time, every second of that wait was just so shitty, I could not wait for it to be over and done with.

And when you can’t pay your rent, you just tell your landlord “sorry, I needed some me time.”

This shit made me so angry. Not that I expect a whole lot of integrity from Catfish, but I can usually rely on my silver fox Max to call out things that are flamboyantly stupid. Not this time, they meet this stupid lady once and they’re both like “I believe!!!”.

I just listened to it really hoping it would be a very bad prank but unfortunately it sounded very very real. Absolutely completely beyond the pale. I hope that poor woman has some help to get out and away from him.

Talk about burying the lede-

The dangerous part of shows like Biggest Loser is that it does lasting damage to bodies while simultaneously selling itself as inspiration for the people at home. Already the editing makes it look as if these people are losing 15 pounds a week so people at home losing 1 through a healthy diet feel bad about…

A few months ago I was in the ladies room and in the stall next to me was a woman and her small child, the child says really loud “there’s a man in there!” because she saw my feet (which are huge and were covered in Chuck Taylors because that’s how I roll.) At the time I just laughed and went about my business, but…

I hope it’s based off the latest Tomb Raider games, because this gen of Lara Croft is badass, I’m all about this being something awesome.

I love the extra dose of paternalism sprinkled through all this. Think of the women! The poor, defenseless girls! Oh dear! Please, government, save us from the imaginary boogeymen. It’s like they seriously think trans people are dudes with mustaches running around in wigs.

Oh my god I love your ring, where did you get it?

For that money just buy a Vitamix, at least then you can also make ice cream and soup. Throw in a potato, some broth.. baby you got a stew going.

One bonus of controlled studies and actual science is that you can be reasonably assured the guy on the other end isn’t masturbating.