Am I reading that right that the ketchup lady straight up dumps out her soda all over the counter specifically to make a mess and stick it to the man or whatever? In some completely stupid way I can almost make sense that someone would want the cup filled- again, completely stupid, but then the dumping it out part…

At this rate I am never gonna make it through this next election cycle.

I’m so sick of this doublespeak naming of shit, “ Center for Medical Progress” my left nut. Ain’t nothing medical about them, and they certainly aren’t interested in any sort of progress. I’d rather they be the “Hodgepodge Organization for Scattershot Ill-Advised Attacks on Planned Parenthood.” but that won’t easily…

It can be kind of crazy making, size comparison. I find myself doing it even though I know it’s so fruitless. Honestly at the last Rousey fight I was struck by how freaking small she seemed (short, mostly), but I trained for Strongman and do Powerlifting and am just generally so much larger and it’s hard to turn off…

I was a tester when I first started in the industry (now a Producer) and for me the worst part were the layoffs. The first studio I worked at (which is now deservedly defunct) would, every week or two, come around on a Friday to our rooms and just point at people. You, you, you, you- come with me, bring your stuff.…

I love to travel, and I pretty much knew my first marriage was over when we were getting ready to go on a trip and he was so angry and stressed out and is like “this is just how I am.” I made a horrible mistake.

You know how they keep making Adam Sandler movies because there’s this formula that X amount of bingbongs will go spend their money just because they see the name? Donald Trump is like the election version of that. He’s trying to Happy Madison this whole election. I’m having a hard time even writing Donald Trump and…

CTR-F Futurama brings up the comments, WHAT??? This is so clearly that and not done as well.

In my dream world churches become so overtly political that they then have to pay taxes.

I think my casual disregard for expiration dates and my unwavering belief that as long as it doesn’t smell bad it’s fine has made my immune system a force to be reckoned with.

When I saw the cord snap every part of my brain was yelling to scramble and get the fffff out of that thing, shitfit would have been imminent.

Hot oil treatments! VO5 or whatever it was called, I used to adore that stuff. Taking the cap off was the best, it’s the same satisfaction you get from popping one of those bath beads. Good stuff.

My idol, though, is Scott Disick

I was gonna say it’s a bad week to work Customer Service for United, but it’s probably always a bad week to work Customer Service for United.

“I am against gay marriage so the rank and file GOP faithful vote for me in the primary but with enough wiggle room to argue that I’m not a bigot and ‘undecideds’ should vote for me in the main.”

“Accusing a white person of having white privilege is judging a book by its cover.” My brain hurts.

Isn’t this the show that gave a platform to the lady who thought the Earth is flat?

It’s like Tyra Banks walking around in a fat suit and then saying now she understands the plight of larger ladies. Ummm no.

Yeah, the Factory stuff is totally not my speed. I don’t go to any outlets now that they’ve all taken to doing the separate lines for the stores instead of actual overstock. Same with Coach, the Coach outlet bags make me so sad, like whyyy pay even that much for that level of quality? Save your money up and get…

“Music producer” ayeah, ok.