Way to go, man! Keep paying off their phone bills and stuff, it's working for you. Stay hydrated.

I would watch that. They have to make a new nose using geoduck and Meyer's lemon.

A guy said that to me once, that when women turn 30 they hit their "expiration date." This guy was 29 and died in his sleep before hitting 30. Womp womp.

Definitely deadlifts! And now I'm thinking the "human doll" guy from the first episode who was so lean that he could literally build his body with any ounce of muscle and not all these crazy wonky implants. Drives me crazy.

Boy that Casey Anthony sure was on the cutting edge of things.

I heard the famous Kardashian arse is a result of implants, I wonder if that is true or caused an uptick in popularity.

This show is one big warning against plastic surgery, which kind of surprised me. The entire time this lady was talking about her butt I was yelling that she shouldn't have skipped leg day. Do squats, ladies! Yeesh.

I'm a hipster I guess, because I disliked it before anyone I know disliked it.

Yeah the ending made me hate the entire book. Kinda sad because I was really into it and then just.. no. I'm conflicted on this. I'll probably Redbox/Netflix it, the fact they changed the ending means that they knew it was a shitty ending, right? Argh, this just makes me angry again.

Ugh, I've been having a dilemma over whether to play this stupid game since it came out, but if it hooks up to Gamecenter then I can easily be outed as playing it. I need an incognito mode for all things Kardashian.

Yeah I think I'm in denial. I think they have some reality show, even, but I've honestly only seen it on the "guide" channel of my cable, so I don't think that's a good sign of its success.

Well, I am at least heartened that Robin Thicke's assorted douchebaggeries haven't tarnished his father in my eyes. Show me that smile again... don't waste another minute on your cryin'...

I love love love my Paragard (copper IUD). The heavy periods at first were no fun, but it didn't take too long for it to even out. Hormonal birth control drives me batty for some reason. When I finally got insurance that was the first thing I did was get an IUD. When I didn't have insurance birth control was such a…

I'm sure the fact that only like 30 people signed up for it may have had something to do with it. Seriously, the race's facebook page is tragic.

Totally! I also go through nights where I'll make a big load of potstickers or some other dumpling to stow in the freezer, then when I get lazy I'll have something that doesn't require work but is still homemade.

Yeah, I do tend to make the same things for breakfast, I go to the gym at like 5 AM so by the time I get home I am excited to eat. I usually revolve between a couple of things and change those things every week. I plan everything in advance, make my schedule and grocery list every Friday. I cook everything but…

Ol' Gwynnie's Chicken Milanese with roasted tomatoes and arugula is a staple in my house. I love her books, and I make my own substitutions away from the gluten-free or whatever-free stuff because I am not sensitive to the gluten. I want all the gluten. I'll take your gluten. I love to cook, I am that weirdo that…

"Fuck yeah, I'm a feminist." Man, that's awesome. It seems a completely obvious answer to me, like "Do you need oxygen?" "Uuuh, yeah." o_O

My favorite part is that it's so dry and legalese-y and then at the end he says "give me a holla!" Oh, and please to consider this TED talk about the efficacy of said strategy.

The sadsack school admins probably had an axe to grind ever since that girl dyed her hair that awesome color. The nail that sticks up must be hammered down!