I have such a fear of spray tans. You're right, I'm sure, I've just watched too much Toddlers & Tiaras. One must be rational about these things.

Ugh I love her suit! I've been thinking of trying a bikini lately. Just to see what it looks like, maybe? The last bikini I wore was at the age of 5, and I'm feeling like maybe I should get back into it. So, what to do with the wad of flesh on my belly that has never seen the light of day (well, not since Olivia…

Sometimes I start to think that the GOP really is as dumb as I joke they are. I try to think "no, no, they're crafty, there's a plan here" but then I realize that it is far more likely that no, they're really just dumb.

She rocks so hard. That is just wonderful, we need more women out there being matter-of-fact about their experiences with abortion, just in the hopes of lessening that awful secretive whispered shame shit. There are so many women who had abortions that are glad they did, have zero regrets, know they made the right…

I have to flat-out Just Say No when it comes to medical googling, because I will drive myself crazy. I would get really stoned and not be able to breathe well (shocking, right?) and then google it and convince myself I was just about to have a heart attack or something.

Wait, wasn't she in "Waiting to Exhale"? I guess she wasn't on set during all that rah-rah "don't take it, girl" stuff.

I like Fooducate because it offers up comparable items that can give you stuff to check out instead of, say, the Lucky Charms my boyfriend refused to give up until I scanned it and haughtily showed him how awful they are. So now he eats Puffins and doesn't even complain.

There's no "Probably" about it, it's a good old-timey con.

I don't get the tone here. People who work in tech companies go through long periods of pretty much living at work. My office is set up very much the same way, last year we spent almost half a million dollars on food for fewer than 200 people, and when asked why it was so much the boss said "blame all the healthy…