The Ladykillers is on Netflix now and it popped up and I said "Oh, that was pretty good!" and was resoundly told I was wrong. I saw it in the theater and enjoyed it, am I nuts? Was this a fever dream? Why do people hate it so much?

How dare you besmirch Sewer Shark! Turn and burn, Dogmeat.

Why would they not dust the key for fingerprints? That's seems suspicious, and I know what I'm talking about because I have OnePasses for like 3 different Investigation Discovery shows on my Tivo.

But I need closure on The Kid's drug problem! What of his descent into the seedy underbelly of whatever it was, lotto tickets or something. I'm glad they wised up and made the sequel for people like me, who only watch the blu-ray of the first one with the dance mode enabled.

What drives me crazy is that it's all so damned predictable. I would love this story if the guy owned a sushi bar or korean food truck, but no of course it's always a steak house or hamburger shack.

I'm kind of jealous of people who have such simplistic views of the world. Everything is binary, you're a White Hat or a Black Hat and it all seems so much less exhausting than my effete analysis of nuance and intent. It would be nice to hear something and just be like Hulk Smash! with the full belief that I was…

I don't understand Divergent, where are the vampires?

Since we're kind of re-living the mid 90s, they should get back on that train where it's all about stalking. Obsessive creeps, stalking baseball coaches, something with Shannen Doherty. Then I'll watch Lifetime again. I'm tired of this schlock-for-schlock's sake stuff, let's get back to good old fashioned trash.

I'm having a blast in Dragon Age Inquisition doing every stupid little side quest because it doesn't seem like anything is really timed. The guy will be like "we need to move soon!" and I'm all 'tra la la, let's go over here and ride some horses.'.

I spend way too much time in GTAV beating people up and then taking selfies with them. It's what God and Rockstar intended.

I love Dragon Age Inquisition so much that I have forgiven them for Dragon Age 2. Almost.

AAA studios are reconfiguring since the money is heading to mobile and people are still chasing the LoL-style moba gold rush. My crystal ball tells me that Xbox is going to cling to COD style multiplayer and stay alive based on big tent multiplayer and 12 year olds. Sony is fostering a healthy amount of indie…

It certainly might help things if these theaters boasting 20 screens would not put only the 5 biggest mainstream movies on them beginning every 15 minutes.

I was hoping it was that they discovered the phone booth at the Best Buy.

I'm gonna make a podcast about everything this linked article gets wrong about Serial. It'll be called "What's not wrong with what's wrong about Serial" and sponsored by MailKhimp.

The Panda Express is on the Plaza del Esteriotipo, which I kind of loved.

I started reading the subreddit right after it was created and it quickly spun past where the actual podcast is. I scan the headlines occasionally now but it gets very muddled because there's a lot of talk of things that haven't "happened" yet.

You can't own ham, man. It's the world's ham.

I saw a ghost hunting show called Ghost Asylum or something on one of the random Americana cable channels and it made me laugh so hard. They wandered around this abandoned hospital and, based on the fact one of the guys got cranky and cursed and that just wasn't like him, they decided there was some kind of evil…

This is one step above "Y'all just jealous."