Slight atmospheric humidity killed me. thank you for the laugh

As my friend’s deeply southern mother would say... “Oh, bless your heart.”

He said so! So I really hope people start calling into the sheriffs office and start asking for cops to come to stores and go get manager names for them.

They appropriately identified him as a threat to their personal safety, so they locked him out.

Seriously, if you call the cops or the Sheriff’s department because Burger King screwed up your order, especially a special order, you should not be in law enforcement, much less the country Sheriff. I usually vote left... but this guy sounds like a douchebag.

I know how this all went down:

Asking a fast food restaurant to cut your burger in half should be a felony.

He's the sheriff, so he's elected. He can't really be fired, unfortunately.

ACAB.

There’s a HUGE difference between calling for backup and calling for a deputy. What would’ve happened if one of the backup units had an accident and killed someone? Or showed up on scene and shot someone accidentally?

That information is actually right on the receipt, usually. 

DONT TAZE ME BRO!

Hungry Harry ~ “I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he order six shakes or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one…

Dipshit needs to just learn how to call corporate. There is a website and everything.

“The folks who imported one into the Czech Republic got around this by fitting incredibly thing rubber pads to the corners in a crude attempt to blunt the edges.”

I love how this reads like they’re talking about an invasive species.

Rivian? One of those floated down the river from Hurrocan Helene. Started right up. They seem to be able to go offroad. Should make curb jumping ok. Have them assigned to in town duty.  Leave long distance travel to a hybrid. 

I still don’t understand why Tesla doesn’t do a fleet-spec Model S. Wouldn’t that be the perfect slot-in for the full-size interceptor role?

Another concern Crook has about Teslas, and EVs broadly, comes from an essential lesson he was taught in the police academy: “In a firefight, hide behind the engine block.” In a Tesla, there is no engine block, leaving officers without their preferred cover, he said.