Ok, so all she has to do is find out who else her mother hooked up with between say, March 1st and April 1st of 1986. Shouldn’t be that hard.

He’s a straight white male, of course she feels bad for HIM.

“He has been wrongfully attacked, and he doesn’t deserve that,” she said.

You know what this means, right? United States Representative Lauren Opal Boebert (R-CO) is the product of immaculate conception! It’s all starting to come together. She’s trans-Jebus! Somebody had better call the Pope!

It amazes me, a reformed rasslin’ fan and Gen-X kid, that we can look back at a time in my life that I watched stuff like the above picture on cable TV and never questioned that these athletes were both straight and masculine.

I wish that had been included in the article for context for those of us who are not familiar with them or their comedy, for I too had the question of why a comedian would be asked to curate an art exhibit. From the four corners of this article it just sounds like they were tapped because they commented on Picasso in…

Please don’t assume that Bobo’s dad is hiding in shame and embarrassment. He could have died in an ATV accident or meth lab explosion.

Yeah the fact that Boebert accepted the results of a scientific test is the most shocking part of all of this.

Sweet Stan Lane was an amazing wrestler and one half of one of the best tag teams of all-time, The Midnight Express, and in no way deserves to be dragged down by any association to this burning trash heap of a woman or her family.

“He has been wrongfully attacked, and he doesn’t deserve that,”

Well, we can add this to the list of Boebert’s MAGA Christian values. Not knowing who her biological father is, while her mother loudly (and wrongly) insists that her daughter’s father is her own first cousin that she was having sex with around the time of Lauren’s conception. Who knows how many others she was…

Ah, so this must be the kind of science Bobo the Clown trusts. Too bad about the rest of it.

Right, In science we sometimes says there’s wrong and then there’s wronger. For billionaires, there’s evil and then there’s eviler. 

Can I be on team Everyone’s Wrong Here?

Without knowing any of the details, I kind of suspect the other folks in that list did most of the curatorial work, and Gadsby’s job was mostly to write the...jokes and put their name on it in order to garner attention.

Pip was taught Minotaur breeding and care in his training to be a proper gentleman. 

“Please sir, c’n I have some minotaur?”

Boots Riley faced the same kind of criticism for distributing his upcoming tv show through Amazon.

Because they can be labyrinthian? 

Perhaps the important question is why anyone chose a comedian to curate an exhibit on an artist in the first place, instead of an expert in... y’know... art?