Five decades of conservatives determined to put us all back in the kitchen, bedroom and local whorehouse.

Extra points for anyone who has footage of McCarthy telling Hawley to shut up and go and change his armor.

“What the hell happened?” 50 years of concerted “conservative” backlash.

Watch the first part of his Netflix documentary and you will see the promise he had. Amazing determination, hustle and musical talent on display. Then, his mom dies and he spirals. He’s despicable now, but you cannot deny what he once was.

I think perhaps the most chilling part of this comes from the Norfolk Daily News link (included above), and the shifts in terms and age (emphasis mine):

Or, and this is just a thought, the state could check in on her, make sure she’s ok, offer her some therapy for what must have been a traumatic experience...

“Brave Sir Hawley...who had personally wet himself in the Battle of Capitol Hill..."

I’m supposed to think Josh Hawley is masculine? He looks like a weird little twerp, he’s like the opposite of masculine.

It’s like these dudes who put “Alpha Male” in their Twitter handle. The least “alpha male” thing you can possibly do is tell everyone that you’re an alpha male.

If you want to be told about manhood, some guy wrote a book about it

The entire premise of writing a book to instruct on manliness is inherently flawed. Everyone knows a real man would never read a whole book. They are only permitted to quickly glance at the pages of a Playboy magazine or an auto repair manual for a 2006 Dodge Ram. That’s it.

He had to get his wife to read article to him.

Brave Sir Hawley ran away

Josh Hawley sucks.  I hope he loses.

It’s not the girl’s fault some dude high off herding ducks decided to play in traffic without paying attention.

This pisses me off because it could literally be me. Several years ago, on the way to work, stopped to help some ducklings who were unable to jump over the curb to follow their mom.

It’s a very good idea to share this story because we all hope that you, person who is reading this right now, will remember don’t blow past a bunch of stopped cars and kill a pedestrian like this young woman and many many other folks have done.

As has already been stated...just fuck. RIP to this well-meaning man.

Are you seriously trying to victim blame the guy who was run over here? It is absolutely the girl’s fault, and only her fault.

Fuck.