Brock Osweiler hasn’t made it to Clevelenad yet and he’s had a shit burger.

I don’t know who that is but I appreciate the joke structure.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

“These people have awful names.”

I’ve wondered this same thing - I find their use of this word to be incredibly grating. I ran through the Deadspin’s archives in order to try see if I could find any answers. I ended up tallying the usage of the word by year and by author. Unfortunately, I didn’t come up with any concrete explanations for this trend,…

You know why they call it “swelling?” because when it happens to you, you say to yourself, “What’s wrong with my knee? Gee! This is just swell!” — It’s true! Origins of English the language, my friend. Ask any scholar and him will collaborate my story.

Wake up at noon

Heavy wings stroke the fetid ground

It would take the kicker being able to kick it 75 yards and straight enough to go through the uprights. I’ll have to think about your second question.

Ah, I see alt-facts have made their way to the kotaku comment section.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

he decided to go for a walk in the woods near his hotel to kill time.

hello everyone sidney ponton here. curt is strong and smart and he is my friend

Schilling is the perfect encapsulation of the modern GOP.

This is peak Shilling, right here. Pure, uncut Shilling—you get all the arguing, with practically zero relevance or importance. It’s one step removed from incoherent mumbling to oneself, which, without Twitter, is exactly what he would be doing.

It’s true what Lao Tzu said - the dumpster fire that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.