Phil Spencer is the worst part of modern gaming. And that's saying something. 

Huh. I’d love them to buy Nintendo. Nintendo is really shitty to its fans and won’t release any of their titles outside their platform, so it really can’t get any worse. (I also don’t see that merger ever getting approved).

Boy, would that suck for the consumers, employees, and everyone else NOT in that email thread.

Phil Spencer would devour and shit out the entire game industry if he could. He is a soulless capitalist who will burn it all down if he isn’t stopped.

Nintendo is never going to allow itself to be bought by a Western company. Ever. 

Huh. I’d love them to buy Nintendo. Nintendo is really shitty to its fans and won’t release any of their titles outside their platform, so it really can’t get any worse.

won’t release any of their titles outside their platform

I would hate for them to buy Nintendo. First of all, "their success lies off their hardware" means they would kill the Switch and move things onto Xbox. Second of all, no I can't argue this anymore it's just too awful to consider 

Holy shit, just when I thought I couldn’t dislike Phil Spencer any more.

Dude’s idea of success is ‘buy all the competition’ rather than, you know, actually investing in his own developers to make better games.  Sure buddy, try to buy the company that has consistently trounced the shit out of you in console sales…

In that picture, Mercy could easily be 15 and Pharah 10.  Not that I give a shit about any of these, but come on...

To be fair the original east blue saga is drawn out to the extreme, even by some shonen standards. Luffy is literally drowned for hours in the anime and it’s passed off as a couple minutes.

But the principal’s the same regardless of the specifics, why play as any villain in the first place? Thanos in the comics was pretty bad and in the movies he was domestically abusing one of his ‘kids’ (nebula), which a domestic violence situation could be just as bad as any other super bad thing, worse in some point…

Where you you when games let you play as The Joker!? Mortal Combat!? Bison was a bad dude in Street Fighter!! Pretty sure plenty of DBZ Villains were awful people too!!

Just like how Fortnite got you to play as Thanos, and even their first character John Wick? (Violence is still violence regardless and john was mega violent as well), Venom eats people, even the very nature of COD and war in general is interesting because you know regular civilians are caught up in it in real life,…

Homelander is a fictional character...

Ok, it’s fun to bag on Allen for myriad reasons, but the whole “Tim Allen was a rat” thing is the weirdest most performative faux tough guy shit that gets pulled out from time to time.

dude, you have got to lighten up. Food jokes and exaggerated characters that love food go as far back as literature itself. Everyone knows that person who is obsessed with food, whether they are skinny or fat is besides the point. Let the Overwatch characters have some personality and leave them alone.

Or maybe he caught the car as it was thrown at him? Or it was falling off a cliff or bridge, and he was bringing it to the ground safely.

I’ve always been confused by the assertion that RE5 is racist. It does exactly the same thing with African people that RE4 did for rural Spanish people, and in a lot of ways it did a better job of humanising them. RE4 only reflects on the fact that these were once normal people during the credits sequence, while RE5…

Naaaah this aint it. This pairing is creepy as hell. Big ick feels.