Cersei and that all-black ensemble though...all she needed was the wide-brimmed hat and she’d be Beyonce flipping off Westeros with both hands.

lol those eyes are definitely photoshopped. lady had a selfie-editing app on her phone for sure.

This is the real Mike Dexter:

on a more important note: our handles are similar if you blur your eyes and flip the double consonants.

“clown skirt” LOLLL

I am the most zealous ceiling fan convert.

I wore Litas for the duration of the show with water shoes in my purse as back-up (the forecast was insane.) I changed for my walk back to the car.

sheet cake from your nearest grocery store chain

I have a little container of bacon at my desk right now and I can’t wait to eat it.

THIS IS WHAT I DO WITH MY ZOO MEMBERSHIP. I get one free guest and free parking with an annual pass that only costs me like, $80. Pays for itself after like 4 visits. If somebody’s coming into town or I’m courting a new friend, we just go to the zoo. It’s also great for maintaining relationships with the friends of…

I had this happen to me - sophomore year of college, I transferred from a school in NYC to another in Philadelphia. I had a week or so to find housing before the semester started, and ended up living with SUPER rich friends I had been close with in high school. They were all paying 750/month + utilities for their own…

bingoooo

this is the best response. I’ve also read that “comping” is a big thing - compiling all the best takes for a given verse and stitching them together.