I am going to guess “resolute, tire shredding understeer, once you overcome the resistance to changing direction.” On that front, “makes a dead mule seem cooperative” is probably an apt analogy.

Altoids on the other hand fully denounced Trump. Considering they are not involved in this, I found their statement to be curiously strong.

Don’t even fret on the eBay thing, just go to your local Specialized Dealer and plunk $7k on the Turbo S

Trump is like:

I’ll help you. Go over to their place, light up a bowl, take a few tokes, then go back home and order a pizza. I assure you you’ll stop giving a shit about being surrounded by anyone, let alone stoners.

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

I don’t consider asking for a living wage outrageous.

I’m not familiar with this guy or his music, but as an anxiety and depression haver myself I feel like I can relate and I hope he’s able to get some peace of mind. Depression and anxiety fucking suck to deal with, especially when you’re around people who just don’t get it.

I think she’s needlessly mean.

I’m getting really sick of these retro fashion trends

My dog’s name is Todd, dammit and he’s a good boy.

He got all huffy.

I would bet most straight white dudes aren’t even into it anymore. With the generation who were adults when the book and first movie came out it made sense, those folks were raised on Westerns. But nobody is anymore. Super Mario World would make more sense.

Brass tax? I didn’t know there was a tax on metal alloys.

How did this guy come out unscathed?

So is he recommending free grad school for all women?

Just take your smartphone, put the video you want to share on the screen, and try to throw the phone up into a cloud.

Personally, I’ve never really understood America’s fetish for staffing technical jobs by popular election: Sheriffs, Judges, Notaries, Medical Examiners, State Engineers...

Hello? It’s called ‘stamina.’ STA-MI-NA. And he’s got a great one. Lots of it.

Regional differences be damned, it was and shall always be “slug bug”