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Why the fuck is this on Kotaku? If wanted to see two stupid assholes beat the hell out of one another I would walk down the street to the redneck bar

If you look closelyer that’s a plastic cup. Full pint plastic party cups are part of what makes Britain Great. Would make beer pong more interesting as well.

As someone who never really jived with the whole ‘authority figure’ thing, ha! It’s really frustrating for capable people to be corralled by nearsighted sarcastic little twerps. Still bad sportsmanship.

Nissan guy needs to learn not to drive like a jerk off.

The ambiguous wording from ‘the foreign desk’ makes it sound like the cable cars are two miles above the mountains themselves. Instead of stating the cable cars are located on a mountain at 12,000 ft.

I did 110,000 miles of I don’t care about any rocks under 8" with my 2003 Hyundai elantra. Most reliable trailhead mobile ever. Gas oil and brakes was all it ever asked until the wife killed it on a paved road.

Pffft, get a load of beautiful mind over here with the thinkin'.

Give her 20 years of subsisting off menthols and chardonnay, they’ll be twins

89' Camaro T-top 305 small block with a five speed right when I moved to Humboldt county....the interior became a master course in mycology within two months of moving there.

I don’t think that ‘jobs’ at which you spend 40hrs/week of your time and don’t pay enough to make ends meet should be called jobs. They’re just something you can choose to do for a meager amount of money, as they aren’t a means of self sufficiency.

Trippy, different trauma leads to hoarding different things. Son passed away, stock up on 40 more. Born with a micro penis, buy 40 guns.

That’s 100% the cop’s fault. He accelerated like a slug then spammed his brakes right before he got hit by the camry. When you’re running a red, get the fuck out of the intersection asap.

Good work, on another note dude’s name sounds like something Cletus Spuckler would utter or grunt

Shareholders must be messing their dungarees