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At the least; does she understand the gravity of my reaction of utter horror, screaming “BABY! I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T MEET TO KICK YOU IT’S DARK AND YOU’RE A BLACK DOG AND I CAN’T SEE YOU ASLEEP ON THE FLOOR!” followed by ear scratches and bellyrubs?

100% this. My only gripe about the episode was that the first test track car was the BMW M2, which, to me, is boring. I know people here love BMW’s, but to me, the M cars are all the same car other than the slightly improved lap times you get for thousands of additional dollars in each step up.

This confirms Jalopnik staff can always find something to whine about.

Eh....I think this is only an issue because oversensitive liberal white folk who can’t use those words don’t understand using words like that to make jokes about yourself or just saying the words in general without censoring ourselves because we can. Remember all the clutched pearls over the president saying ‘nigger’?…

A. Who goes from iOS to Android on a yearly basis b/c the respective flagship is prettier?

I hate that they are bringing back Ford, making the ambiguous question of whether Deckard was a replicant, with the ambiguity being the main point allowing for many valid interpretations of the movie and interesting followup discussions about the nature of biological life and consciousness, no longer ambiguous, and…

Here’s what Patrick Stewart will actually look like in 2024.

Not true at all, Bookfisher. Turbines kill hundreds of thousands of birds and **bats** every year, and they aren’t in widespread usage yet. And they are pretty indiscriminate. They kill fledgling endangered species, too. Don’t have a bald eagle nest near one. 

The only power system that hasn’t killed anyone off its own…

Small cars are supposed to be cheap. If they can’t make them cheap then they won’t be competitive.

Ford is simply increasing its overall production capacity. Increased business for an American company which is good for all the mid level management who earn a nice modest living with the company and all the dealer personnel who earn a living selling and repairing Ford products. It’s also good for consumers who won’t…

I despise you for inserting a Trump quote.

How to fix Nascar: Go back to stock cars. A Charger SRT8, Ford Taurus SHO, and Chevy SS battle. Cars are stock except for safety equipment, tires/wheels, brake pad material/brake fuild/ stainless flexible lines, exhaust, suspension may be fully adjustable, and glass.

Whether or not people believe that climate change is man-made or cyclical, can’t we all agree having less pollution is objectively better??

Why should you only pay “a little” more? Your height is in the top 1% of human beings. And, newsflash, for every inch you are taller than average, you earn—on average—7% more over your lifetime. So take those unearned dollars and pony up for business class, jumbo.

Yes.

Why would the brazilian government even try to pursue this further? Frankly it just makes the country look even worse and petty IMO.

Fact: Michael Johnson was the first Olympian I truly remember liking and being amazed at his otherworldly skill, in addition to me rooting for America. Glad to see he’s such a class act.