Or you’re at Arby’s

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That’s enough internet for today.

It used to be exclusively lawyers, but now it’s less so I think.

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

But in order to be released, he must first undergo a physical with team doctors

Ah, so don’t fast. Got it.

clearly this Nolan knows nothing about working out I am a Crossfitter and I am very strong perhaps he should give Crossfit a try if he thinks he knows what it takes

Entitlement programs have to get cut, is that really a surprise? Everything more or less has to get cut, Bernie and others have been kicking that can down the road now for decades while knowing that sooner or later it would have to happen.

My favorite is the new readers who don’t know this is a schtick and blow a gasket in the comment section.

He’s right. Back in high school, we’d sometimes break up the seriousness of the game with a quick finger up someone’s ass, or if it was one of your best friends on the team, maybe a quick dick sucking. Just guys messing around, you know? Nothing tells a teammate “job well done” like a good fist. Y’all nerds wouldn’t…

I am not a lawyer and haven’t read the court case but, how can a court award a guys entire business and personal assets like that? I can certainly see monetary damages of a significant amount which may force him to liquidize his assets but this seems odd to me.

I’m a Cowboys fan, and I have no problem with you complimenting both our offensive line and our running back.
I fully support your right to compliment each and every Cowboys player.

I’m not sure why it would upset Cowboys fans to hear that their relatively inexpensive offensive line has made it possible for them to elevate the play of two rookies on dirt cheap contracts with the potential to make them a great team for the next 5-10 years.

Tell me where he wanted Dak Prescott...

Chip Kelly wasn’t fired though. According to Jed York, the Santa Clara 49ers are a design-centric organization undergoing a paradigm shift, one that requires a pivot away from old influencers in order to regain traction in an emerging market!

Oh, he wanted Dak Prescott!

It’s actual Panda.

wow I bet the panda express is incredible there.