I also did not Beth on sports while at Grambling, although I did enjoy my trip there.

I’d ask “why does he appear to be slathering mashed potatoes on his bald head in the frame they chose to lead the post with?”

Newsman: I wish he’d come back.

“... pickup truck”

Thanks for getting the obligatory reference to your fantasy football team that nobody gives a crap about out of the way.

Seriously, nobody cares about your fantasy team except for you and your friends all roll their eyes when you talk about it

Wouldn’t the teams you beat have been worse?

You still wipe?

I agree that it’s human nature to put your arms up to try and brace yourself for a collision on-ice. Extending your arms out (like he seems to do at :34 of the video) is a little different. But I’m sure the DoPS has about 16 different camera angles it can search through.

You watched a different video than I did, dude

Holy shit he took that ref right the fuck out.

This was about as bitch a move as you’re going to see. Then he follows it up with a ho ass lie. We saw you follow through on that check. They should suspend him for a full season. Then, maybe everyone else will know not to pull anymore punk shit like that.

So, when he was fingering her, he had all the power? When a guy I’m with is fingering me, he has full power over me? Come on. And you’re saying I’m contrived?

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

I was going to post the video of the evidence, but it was apparently removed earlier today because of copyright infringement.... But there is this video:

Yea can The Undertaker do this?

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

This is Adequate Man, not I Spent $500 On Snow Tires And Probably Also Didn't Use Underwear As A Washcloth This Morning Man.

You ignore Rule #1 just like so many others...