Adorable!

Too Soon?

Oh god.

There goes at least 80% of your material, assholes.

It's the size of Texas, sir.

+1

Welp

Obligatory Belichick hooded monk joke

I award the a +1

Worked at a 50 billion dollar CE retailer for 10 years, spoke to the former CEO on several occasions. Originally I emailed him because I was pissed off about some of the direction the company was going and asked him to call me. Calles me a week later, we spoke for about 45 minutes about varying issues, he was very…

Disgusted!

+1

Told you Chris Culliver wasn't gay!

Just outstanding

+1

Genuine lol.

And if we don't get no tolls, than we don't eat no rolls.

Amazing

He proclaims he can still "Dougie with da best of dem"

Don't you mean: Go fuck yourself, my dude.