This is the best Deadspin post ever, and I say that as a long-time Deadspin fanboy.

Why, because he didn’t sign with them? Because they didn’t waive him? They’re butthurt about all of this because they overplayed the situation. They thought, ‘Alright we’ll threaten to waive him, and he’ll be out the rest of the season with no income, and come next year, he’ll be fighting to get a contract from a team…

And the Packers didn’t? Can you take one account at face value while wholly dismissing the other? My thought is there’s shreds of truth in both, so take out the superlatives, remove the spin and you’re left with a team covering their wallet and a player unwilling to get more hurt for the team when his presence on the…

Hey Deadspin, I’m a female! Females get head, too!

An opinionated, Stanford-educated black man playing in Green Bay would go over with that fanbase about as well as salads, cardio workouts and a realistic understanding of corporate ownership structure.

He looks like Nickelback’s dad.

Tier 2? No, not god-tier, but not that bad either.

The Ryan family coaching tree is actually a bonsai Rob keeps in his van next to the foldout bed because “chicks dig that spiritual shit”