Please apologize to all the people who have been buried alive in snow

'I Walk the Mason/Dixon Line'

FINALLY. The children of Cash give us their take.

But only one of them was based on my sex life.

It's like the future is a time period AND a character!

IS Superbad surprisingly smart? Or even smart at all?

If he's Dikachu in disguise, I want to meet the guy who made his prosthetic nose!

Man-children is a separate demographic.

GRAPES GRAPES GRAPES GRAPES GRAPES GRAPES
ALL I REALLY WANT IS GRAPES

It's true. Just rearrange the letters in his name, divide by 7, and it says 666KKK upside down and backwards!

Malice toward none, pee pee tapes for all.

Not a ton of room under the bridge down by the river…

He should stay Far and Away from danger or he'll get blown into Oblivion.

Scripture says you are of ancient times! And Futurama too!

Just like when Jenna Maroney came in 4th at a Jenna Maroney impersonation contest!

Her?

BREAKING: guy who is pointlessly famous wants to stay pointlessly famous

Candace and Toni look happier than usual… did they finally forget what genders they are?

Shhhh don't tell them that they worship a brown-skinned Middle Eastern Jew.

He makes Hicks wait on the balcony while he's getting changed but it's anything goes at bath time!