Eat fresh!

I'd pahk my cah in her yahd, if ya know what I mean!

Bolton in the front, bangin' in the back!

If that fame is bothering her, she should put some Windex on it!

I think he meant Kenny G.

The Chewbacca mask is a great responsibility. Be they Greek or mom, those who do not want the fame should never don it.

Using that word sets a bad predecent.

Apparently we're not enough for you?

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What a fucking nightmare. Even Paul Ryan knew the right thing to say! What a god awful idiotic president we have.

Legally, he's orange.

So, advocating for his own impeachment?

BRING BACK NIHILISM

What did he do this time? Try to shoot Mary Kate Olsen in the face?

Only if you don't have insurance.

Yeah but those things can pee/poop on you with no warning so it's kind of an even trade.

That explains the forked tongue in the courtroom drawing.

I had a dentist named Dr. Molar and my dad had one named Dr. Saber.

I think that was the entirety of his deposition.

If you're going to mock assholes by being asshole, that's another story…