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Yes.

If only the brave men at Dunkirk knew the WiFi password in France, they could have won the war for us.

I hear ElDan's neighbor's have cable we can see from his bathroom window.

Poor Alien Jesus. So many virulent strains of shallow teenagedom to which you just aren't immune.

Of our many societal sins, maybe the phrase "final winner determined by twitter hashtag war during the show" is the worst of all.

He's pretty good at writing the same thing over and over again. I love the story of Hugo Dyson listening to him read his stuff aloud and yelling, "Oh no, not another fucking elf!"

They think it dwarfs all the others but really it rings hollow.

Ugh I know. Not another elf-ing biopic.

I dunno, those AV Club comedy fest appearances were pretty packed. Didn't he and the producers once say they've had some segments fall through because they got recognized?

You know what I like? Sex.

Psh. Says the baby who came in last.

Hellz yeah I would. *burps*

You ass! If I could lift my arm, I'd throw a cheese curd at you.

Yeah I don't think you can buy a foreclosed 2bd/2br house for $80k in Hell these days.

An improvement from when he was just lying naked on their skylights.

I'm gonna do the free trial so I can watch that Istanbul cat movie!!!

I'm in. PM for credit card number.

No, "A Large Taco Platter And a Nap" is a new HBO series.

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