Good for them but I wish Trump was sharp enough to get angry that they find him boring and uninspiring.

Yeah I seem to remember Vox was riding that "well actually…" train pretty hard this time last year. I think they got a lot of clicks!

Noon Whistle's Gummy series is awesome! I had Gummy Vortex a few months ago and loved it. Unfortunately, most of their other beers are pretty average.

They'll go nicely with my jazz hands!

Yeah that should broaden your horizons.

"It tastes great. And when you're a human shitstain, they just let you suck it."

Couldn't find a golden toilet on hole 9, huh

Poor butt.

Wanna talk about it?

The '70s? If I were Alicia Silverstone doing a period piece, I'd probably set it in 1996 when people cared about Alicia Silverstone.

She does inadvertently spend most of her time defending the dark arts…

Janice in accounting don't give a fuck.

Can't spare the moisture?

Hey evil girlies, get a room, ja?

The AV Club

Peg-leg! Peg-leg!

I saw wood you did there.

You're no fun.

Careful, you might contract Cribbage.

Some of them prefer ACTing.